bbybutt

Apr 24

hamfarto:

ding dong you are wrong

Apr 13

[video]

Apr 08

hamfarto:

first message on okcupid

Mar 31

hamfarto:

Starting a garden

Mar 27

hamfarto:

“OMG HUSBAND”, the woman wails,” THE BABY IS COMING!!”
The husband rushes the wife to the hospital. Weee wooo go the ambulances outside the hospital. It starts to drizzle.
The woman is rushed into the ‘baby poppin out room’. Her husband holds her hand as she is placed on a hospital bed. She starts to wail a lot. The doctors scream PUSSSSSHHHHHHH PUSHHHHHH HARDERRRRRR!!!!!!
She pushes a lot and stuff and suddenly the cries of a baby wait no thats not a baby thats a fart what is going on oh my something is coming out wow oh my its a poop not a baby, false alarm

hamfarto:

I made myself a sandwich

Mar 24

hamfarto:

SHIRTLESS MENU

hamfarto:

Choose wisely kitty

Mar 16

hamfarto:

hangin wit my girl kim

Mar 13

hamfarto:

softball - lesbians