ding dong you are wrong
first message on okcupid
Starting a garden
“OMG HUSBAND”, the woman wails,” THE BABY IS COMING!!”
The husband rushes the wife to the hospital. Weee wooo go the ambulances outside the hospital. It starts to drizzle.
The woman is rushed into the ‘baby poppin out room’. Her husband holds her hand as she is placed on a hospital bed. She starts to wail a lot. The doctors scream PUSSSSSHHHHHHH PUSHHHHHH HARDERRRRRR!!!!!!
She pushes a lot and stuff and suddenly the cries of a baby wait no thats not a baby thats a fart what is going on oh my something is coming out wow oh my its a poop not a baby, false alarm
I made myself a sandwich
Choose wisely kitty
hangin wit my girl kim
softball - lesbians